I'm sorry to be so predictable. I really am.
I would wish for world peace.
Go ahead, plunk a Miss America crown on me, smear some red lipstick on my smoocher, and call it good.
I would wish for a million dollars. Or a trillion. Whichever. "If I had a million dollars..." (Have you heard that song?)
....and....I would wish...for superpowers. No joke.
This has got to be the most original 3-Wishes post EVER.