Want to hear a funny story? This lady got in her car in her garage, tuned the radio to the station she wanted, and opened the garage door. Then she backed out, and heard an awful crunching grinding sound. So she realized she had hit something, pulled back into the garage a ways, and parked the car. Upon alighting from the car, she discovered that she had opened the garage door and backed out--as opposed to opening the garage door, giving it sufficient time to open all the way, and then backing out. Very minimal damage to the car and to the door--tiny half-inch gouge on the car and a bit of a dent in the bottom of the garage door. Everyone in the car was just fine, even the silly driver.
Yeah, that silly driver?....That was me. Definitely feeling a little sheepish.